A love letter and a middle finger to what used to be here.
“This Will Be Condos You Can’t Afford” captures the moment a beloved venue fades into a development rendering. Marking the closing of Thee Parkside and Bottom of the Hill, this shirt channels the farewell to live music, third spaces, and neighborhood weirdness — a dry, painfully accurate punchline for anyone who’s watched culture get priced out.
Part protest, part obituary, part inside joke — because somehow, it’s always condos.
For those outside of the Bay Area, you can order the shirt from Studio Fallout. Thee Parkside will have shirts to purchase at the bar soon-ish.
A portion of the proceeds from online sales will be donated to the Housing Rights Committee of San Francisco at www.hrcsf.org.
This sturdy cotton canvas tote brings a little grit and attitude to everyday carry. Heavy 12 oz fabric and reinforced self-fabric handles feel substantial in hand — the kind of bag that takes on groceries, sketchbooks, vinyl, or a camera without complaining. The flat-corner construction gives a clean, rectangular silhouette that sits neatly at your side or on a cafe chair. The bold monochrome design on the front adds an urban-studio edge, speaking to makers and listeners who like their gear to look lived-in and purposeful. Choose natural for a softer, classic look or black for a more graphic, statement-ready carry.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durable everyday use
- Flat corners provide a slim, structured shape
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable carrying
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in black
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
A love letter and a middle finger to what used to be here.
“This Will Be Condos You Can’t Afford” captures the moment a beloved venue fades into a development rendering. Marking the closing of Thee Parkside and Bottom of the Hill, this shirt channels the farewell to live music, third spaces, and neighborhood weirdness — a dry, painfully accurate punchline for anyone who’s watched culture get priced out.
Part protest, part obituary, part inside joke — because somehow, it’s always condos.
For those outside of the Bay Area, you can order the shirt from Studio Fallout. Thee Parkside will have shirts to purchase at the bar soon-ish.
A portion of the proceeds from online sales will be donated to the Housing Rights Committee of San Francisco at www.hrcsf.org.
This sturdy cotton canvas tote brings a little grit and attitude to everyday carry. Heavy 12 oz fabric and reinforced self-fabric handles feel substantial in hand — the kind of bag that takes on groceries, sketchbooks, vinyl, or a camera without complaining. The flat-corner construction gives a clean, rectangular silhouette that sits neatly at your side or on a cafe chair. The bold monochrome design on the front adds an urban-studio edge, speaking to makers and listeners who like their gear to look lived-in and purposeful. Choose natural for a softer, classic look or black for a more graphic, statement-ready carry.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durable everyday use
- Flat corners provide a slim, structured shape
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable carrying
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in black
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
