A love letter and a middle finger to what used to be here.
“This Will Be Condos You Can’t Afford” captures the moment a beloved venue fades into a development rendering. Marking the closing of Thee Parkside and Bottom of the Hill, this shirt channels the farewell to live music, third spaces, and neighborhood weirdness — a dry, painfully accurate punchline for anyone who’s watched culture get priced out.
Part protest, part obituary, part inside joke — because somehow, it’s always condos.
For those outside of the Bay Area, you can order the shirt from Studio Fallout. Thee Parkside will have shirts to purchase at the bar soon-ish.
A portion of the proceeds from online sales will go the the San Francisco Tenants Union at sftu.org.
Crafted from medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton with a clean tubular knit and a resilient ribbed collar, this t-shirt holds its shape and print beautifully. Twill shoulder tape adds durability, and a tear-away label ensures comfort. Wear it as a statement of style, art, and defiance.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and keeps shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting elasticity
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton offers year-round comfort and strong print hold
- Tear-away label and certified safe materials for comfortable, ethical wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
A love letter and a middle finger to what used to be here.
“This Will Be Condos You Can’t Afford” captures the moment a beloved venue fades into a development rendering. Marking the closing of Thee Parkside and Bottom of the Hill, this shirt channels the farewell to live music, third spaces, and neighborhood weirdness — a dry, painfully accurate punchline for anyone who’s watched culture get priced out.
Part protest, part obituary, part inside joke — because somehow, it’s always condos.
For those outside of the Bay Area, you can order the shirt from Studio Fallout. Thee Parkside will have shirts to purchase at the bar soon-ish.
A portion of the proceeds from online sales will go the the San Francisco Tenants Union at sftu.org.
Crafted from medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton with a clean tubular knit and a resilient ribbed collar, this t-shirt holds its shape and print beautifully. Twill shoulder tape adds durability, and a tear-away label ensures comfort. Wear it as a statement of style, art, and defiance.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and keeps shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting elasticity
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton offers year-round comfort and strong print hold
- Tear-away label and certified safe materials for comfortable, ethical wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
